If you're here you know who I am, or you should. Pinansky.com is my personal website. It attempts to fulfill the purposes of both professional portfolio site and ubiquitous personal internet tomfoolerly in a pleasing fashion. The plan is to have a little bit of everything here. Perhaps you are here because your last name is Pinansky, too. I've got a section for that. Maybe you came here because it was on my resume; head to my portfolio. Do you like stupid pictures of cats? I've got those too, along with loads more self indulgence.Thank you, epoch of the internet! Shrines to one's own self have never been simpler to spread to the masses.

It should be noted that this site is under construction, but through the invaluable assistance of Ian Urbina and many cans of that disgusting soda water with lime that i suspect may be his fuel, things are finally getting accomplished.

Salivary Facts About Sarah

I can look in two different directions at once because my right eye is wonky. I think everyone should own a good fedora. I refuse to drive a car. I've made one thousand origami cranes twice. I've been in love three times and regretted it once. One of my life goals is to eat as many different plants and animals available on planet Earth. My computers have been named Ziggy, Holly, and Majel. Giraffes are my favorite animal, partially because they creep some other people out. I really enjoy putting glue on my hands and letting it dry. When I get a new book I open it in the middle and smell its spine. The first movie I ever cried at was James and the Giant Peach. My resume is available here as a pdf. My contact information practically never changes. I use my real, full name on the internet because as far as I can tell I'm the only Sarah Pinansky in the world.